Current mood:

tired

Brain Salad!!!

I am watching the most ridiculous music video right now.

What the hell is up with all of you? Only 1 update a month, thats all you get.

I am going to California next Saturday for APW. I`m really excited to be there again. If it were up to me I`d wrestle exclusively there, but yeah, not up to me. I mass loved my time there previously though, and am excited to be back again. I will be wrestling Tiffany, whom I have never wrestled before, so I`m really looking forward to that. APW is the best thing goin for Women`s Wrestling, so if you haven`t seen their company, I suggest you do.

On a side note I hate flying. Not physically flying, but spending time in airports. I want to kick every stewartess in her stupid face.

So I guess the same old has been goin on, I do pretty much the same thing every day but don`t mind doin that. I was at the gym Labor Day and it was me and only 1 other guy, and it really made me realize I`d like to have an entire gym built on to the back of my house. I hate the gym crowd alot, at least the one I go to, because it`s so friggin 2k5 trendy it makes me want to kill someone. I made someone tap out twice yesterday to a triangle hold, but thats an inside bust just for them. Last weekend the local drive-in hosted a dusk-til-dawn horor fest. We all checked it out, it was good times. There were alot of kids our age and younger that I didn`t really know existed in Cincy, that were pretty into the horror thing. I thought that was awesome and I hope this joint shows more of these things, 2 a year isn`t enough! I also feel blessed that Ohio has drive-ins left, I read that there are only 100 or so that still exist in the US, mainly in PA and Ohio. Sorry about your luck people without them.

First up was Dead and Breakfast (not bed, no no!) which was friggin awesome. I hated over-the-top guy in the beginning, but he made a fan out of me in the end. I highly reccomend to anyone who enjoys a funny slasher flick, kind of like Shaun of the Dead but I wasn`t extremely into that one. They have these mid-bits of this country guy recapping the scene, and I guess he`s a legit guy, not an actor. He did a song called "We`re coming to kill ya" for the movie which was just ridiculously great. You can check him out at http://www.zachariahmusic.com/main.html if that kind of thing interests you.

Next up was Man With The Screaming Brain which again, super awesome. This is Bruce Campbell`s latest project, and he apparently wrote, dircted, starred, and catered for. Ok, not catered, but calm down Bruce =) I mass love the Evil Dead/Army of Darkness flicks and think they rank high on the list of all-time bests, so anything he does I`d pretty much check out. This movie is technically a "sci-fi" with the plot being Campbell, a wall-street savvy exec has his brain meshed, so to speak, with a Russian thug. You can only imagine the rest, but in the end also a great love story. By no means is the movie just that, but at the end of the movie you kind of feel for Bruce and his old lady, and with all things considered, thats pretty good writing if I do say so myself.

Next was Land of the Dead, and the end of movies we hadn`t seen yet. Supposedly Romero`s last installment in the classic series (which I hope isn`t) but I again enjoyed this one. My friends not as much as me, but F them, Zombie flicks are the best. I love the progression of the flesh-eaters (or stenches, thats funny) evolve every movie, and eventually learn how to become an actual threat. To me undead beings walking the earth without the knowledge of how to use an axe isn`t really scary, because lets be honest, if you get caught by one of these things its over - but it`s not real hard to avoid interaction with them. This movie also starred the talented Asia Argento, daughter of horror director and generally Italian based Dario Argento. And come on, Asia Argento is just a great name. In all seriousness I thought she was awesome as the heroine of this flick. Its unfortunate she did a movie like XXX (not the porn, the Vin Diesel disaster) but hopefully she gets more work like this in the future. She also has one of the coolest tattoos I have ever seen on her ... lower stomach, but I`ll leave that up to you to search for.

We caught House of 1000 Corpses next, but my picture won`t work, so sorry about your luck. You know what I`m talking about. I didn`t like this movie much the first time around, but it was alot better the second time. I like the ending although the movie kind of loses pace the later you get into it, but a combo of funny, yet sick oh-my-God-Rob-Zombie-is-messed-up stuff makes this movie worth a whirl if you like gore ... only if you like gore. I bet Devil`s Rejects is better however.

And as always, we always wrap up the horror-fests with Jason in 3-D. I hate 3-D glasses lots, so if you do too, I`ll sum up the "difference": A snake jumps out at you, an axe comes down at you, blah blah - but yeah Jason overall is good stuff, it was just 6am, I was tired, and had seen that flick more times than anyone needs to.

And speaking of tired, I am, so I`m going to go put on another triangle choke hold and up my record. Don`t forget the best horror flick and villian of all time: